Why am i at Magic Johnson's 24 hr FitnASS?

Well this is my first blog...and I am going to explain my reasons for going to Magic Johnsons 24hr Fitness in Inglewood, CA. When I first moved here from Seattle, I told myself that I was going to be more serious about working out. I know I workout a lot already, however the quality of each workout downgraded a lot since moving to Seattle. I wanted motivation; and I needed a gym that was going to motivate me to workout.



In my search for a gym, E dot gave me a guess pass to 24 hr fitness in Hermosa Beach. I tried it out and liked it, so I was like it's cool...and then I heard about Magic Johnson's 24 hr fitness...I was like...ok..black-owned business...I'm always down to support my brothas and sistas anyway I can.



I went up there, parked the car, and as I was getting out I saw this booty...As I was staring at it jiggle, this overwhelming light surround me and I couldn't help but follow the bounce of the booty. The more I stared, the brighter the light was; until it consumed me and I was in the lobby of the building. It was like the bounce created a worm hole from the parking lot to the lobby.



I was takenaback and disoriented, but soon I gained my composer and realized where I was. So after I a while, I was trying to see a salesperson about membership. I went in there, telling myself I'm just shopping for a gym right now....and I wasn't going to take the first offer they gave me.



Soon as I started speaking with a salesperson, It started thundering....I was like...WTF, it doesn't normally thunder in Cali, what the hell is that?. All of a sudden, I looked toward the door, and it started raining big asses...I mean we were experiencing a category 5 Ho-icane....After it was finished, I looked at the salesperson and was like...Where do I sign up?